YOU SAID:
an apple a day keeps anyone away if you throw it hard enough
INTO JAPANESE
あなたが一生懸命それを投げれば、一日リンゴは誰をも遠ざける
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If you throw it hard, an apple a day keeps anyone away
INTO JAPANESE
あなたがそれを激しく投げるなら、1日のリンゴは誰をも遠ざける
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If you throw it hard, the apple of the day keeps anyone away
INTO JAPANESE
もしあなたがそれを激しく投げるなら、その日のリンゴは誰をも遠ざける
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If you throw it hard, the apple of the day keeps anyone away
That didn't even make that much sense in English.
