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HOT PARTIES

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2h ago
I like big butts in a can of limes
260
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41d ago
We're out of saltines, we cracka lackin'!
329
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25Jun18
I have bow-ties on my feet, I must be walking with my neck.
133
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41d ago
she said, 'do you love me' , I tell her' only partly. I only love my swamp and my donkey, I'm sorry '
2
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15m ago
can i have a dirk shake and a side of fries
638
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28Nov17
I will start my English work very, very soon.
2
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16m ago
happy bart day to moo
2
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17m ago
i told you to sew me a apple pie
2
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19m ago
I like big clowns and a can of limes, with all of there pumpkin pies
86
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29d ago
Oh eeh oh ah ah ting tang, walla walla bing bang, ooh eeh ooh ah ah ting tang to the walla bing bang.

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28Aug11
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26Aug11
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28Aug11
I have a chocolate bar
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02Sep11
I'll be the roundabout.
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30Aug11
My hips are moving on their own!
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