YOU SAID:

If I were a bad demoman, I wouldn't be sittin' here, discussin' it with you now would I?

INTO JAPANESE

もし私が悪いデモマンだったら、私はここに座っていないでしょう、あなたと今それを議論していますか？

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If I were a bad demon, I would not be sitting here, are you discussing it with you now?

INTO JAPANESE

もし私が悪魔であれば、私はここに座っていないでしょう、今あなたと話していますか？

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If I were a devil, I would not be sitting here, are you talking to you now?

INTO JAPANESE

もし私が悪魔だったら、私はここに座っていないでしょう、あなたは今あなたと話していますか？

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If I were a devil, I would not be sitting here, are you talking to you now?