YOU SAID:
1000 likes and I'll get a dog
INTO JAPANESE
1000いいねしたら犬を飼うよ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If I get 1000 likes, I'll get a dog.
INTO JAPANESE
1000いいねもらえたら犬を飼うよ。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If I get 1000 likes, I'll get a dog.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.