YOU SAID:
500 likes and i'll kill myself christmas eve
INTO JAPANESE
500は好きで、私は自分自身を殺すよChristmas eve
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I like 500, I will kill myself Christmas eve
INTO JAPANESE
私は500が好きです、私は自分自身を殺すでしょうクリスマスイブ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I like 500, I will kill myself Christmas Eve
INTO JAPANESE
私は500が好きです、私は自分自身を殺すでしょうクリスマスイブ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I like 500, I will kill myself Christmas Eve
That didn't even make that much sense in English.