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a bird flew over me and pooped on my head and then i ran into a tree and died

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鳥が私の上を飛んで頭をうんちした後、私は木にぶつかって死んだ

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After a bird flew over me and pooped my head, I hit a tree and died

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鳥が飛んで頭をうんちした後、木にぶつかって死んだ

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A bird flew and pooped on its head, then hit a tree and died

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鳥が飛んで頭をうんちした後、木にぶつかって死んだ

BACK INTO ENGLISH

A bird flew and pooped on its head, then hit a tree and died