YOU SAID:

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush and it farted

INTO JAPANESE

手の中の鳥は茂みの中で2つの価値があり、それはおならをした

BACK INTO ENGLISH

The bird in the hand is worth two in the bush, it made fart

INTO JAPANESE

手の中の鳥は茂みの中で2つの価値がある、それはおならをした

BACK INTO ENGLISH

The bird in the hand is worth two in the bush, it made fart