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A dog walks into a bar. He says "I can't see a thing, I'll open this one!"

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犬がバーに入ってきた。「何も見えない、これを開けてやる！」

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A dog came into the bar. "I can't see anything, I'll open this!"

INTO JAPANESE

犬がバーに入ってきた。何も見えない、これを開けてやる！

BACK INTO ENGLISH

A dog came into the bar. I can't see anything, I'll open this!

INTO JAPANESE

犬がバーに入ってきた。何も見えないこれを開けてやる！

BACK INTO ENGLISH

A dog came into the bar. I can't see anything. I'm gonna open this!

INTO JAPANESE

犬がバーに入ってきた。何も見えないこれを開けてやる！

BACK INTO ENGLISH

A dog came into the bar. I can't see anything. I'm gonna open this!