YOU SAID:
A dude crosses the road to bang a hot broad, she says she has a boyfriend
INTO JAPANESE
彼女はボーイフレンドがいると彼女は言う
BACK INTO ENGLISH
She says she has a boyfriend
INTO JAPANESE
彼女はボーイフレンドがいると言います
BACK INTO ENGLISH
She says she has a boyfriend
That didn't even make that much sense in English.
