YOU SAID:

A fork has impaled my taint and it doesn’t feel good

INTO JAPANESE

フォークが私の汚れを傷つけてしまって、気分が良くない

BACK INTO ENGLISH

The fork has hurt my dirt, I do not feel well

INTO JAPANESE

フォークは私の汚れを傷つけている、私はよく感じない

BACK INTO ENGLISH

The fork is hurting my dirt, I do not feel well

INTO JAPANESE

フォークは私の汚れを傷つけている、私はよく感じない

BACK INTO ENGLISH

The fork is hurting my dirt, I do not feel well