YOU SAID:

A man in a suit has no business in the woods, that's where obsurdity spawns.

INTO JAPANESE

スーツを着た男は森の中で何の役にも立ちません。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

A man in a suit is no good in the woods.

INTO JAPANESE

森の中でスーツを着た男はダメだ。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

No man in a suit in the woods.

INTO JAPANESE

森の中にスーツを着た男はいません。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

No man in a suit in the woods.