YOU SAID:
A poor whine and i'm sleeping on the couch tonight
INTO JAPANESE
かわいそうな泣き声で、今夜はソファで寝ています
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Poor crying, I'm sleeping on the couch tonight
INTO JAPANESE
かわいそうに泣いてる 今夜はソファで寝てる
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I'm crying poorly I'm sleeping on the sofa tonight
INTO JAPANESE
かわいそうに泣いてる今夜はソファーで寝てる
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I'm crying poorly I'm sleeping on the sofa tonight
That didn't even make that much sense in English.
