YOU SAID:
A rope made of cactus is the only way to stab yourself and hang yourself
INTO JAPANESE
サボテンで作られたロープは、自分自身を刺して自分を吊るす唯一の方法です
BACK INTO ENGLISH
A rope made of cactus is the only way to hang yourself by stabbing yourself
INTO JAPANESE
サボテンで作られたロープは、あなた自身を刺すことで自分を吊るす唯一の方法です
BACK INTO ENGLISH
A rope made of cactus is the only way to hang yourself by stabbing yourself
That didn't even make that much sense in English.
