YOU SAID:
A sailor walks into a bar. It Hurt.
INTO JAPANESE
船乗りがバーに入る。痛い。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The sailor enters the bar. painful.
INTO JAPANESE
船乗りはバーに入ります。痛い。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The sailor enters the bar. painful.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.