YOU SAID:

A Skeleton walked into a bar he said I need a beer and a mop

INTO JAPANESE

スケルトンは、彼が私はビールとモップが必要だと言ったバーに入った

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Skeleton went into the bar where he said I needed beer and mop

INTO JAPANESE

スケルトンは私がビールとモップが必要だと言ったバーに入った

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Skeleton went into a bar where I said I needed beer and mop

INTO JAPANESE

スケルトンは私がビールとモップが必要だと言ったバーに入った

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Skeleton went into a bar where I said I needed beer and mop