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A very melancholy man waddled into Walmart one fine day. He was shopping for his oldest child's birthday. However, he was schizophrenic and didn't actually have a child.

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ある晴れた日、非常に憂鬱な男がウォルマートに足を踏み入れました。彼は一番上の子供の誕生日のために買い物をしていました。しかし、彼は統合失調症であり、実際には子供がいませんでした。

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One sunny day, a very depressing man set foot in Wal-Mart. He was shopping for the birthday of his oldest child. But he had schizophrenia and actually had no children.

INTO JAPANESE

ある晴れた日、非常に憂鬱な男がウォルマートに足を踏み入れました。彼は一番上の子供の誕生日のために買い物をしていました。しかし、彼には統合失調症があり、実際には子供がいませんでした。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

One sunny day, a very depressing man set foot in Wal-Mart. He was shopping for the birthday of his oldest child. But he had schizophrenia and actually had no children.