YOU SAID:
Abstruse obtuse diffuse goose!
INTO JAPANESE
鈍い散漫ガチョウ!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Dull Distracted Geese!
INTO JAPANESE
鈍い散漫なガチョウ!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Dull and distracting geese!
INTO JAPANESE
鈍い気を散らすガチョウ!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Dull and distracting geese!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.