YOU SAID:

according to all knows laws of aviation, there is no way that I should be this useless. even jack is more successful than me. maybe im just a hamburger. But then how did I get such good hair?

INTO JAPANESE

航空法を知っているすべての人によると、私はこの役に立たない方法はありません。ジャックでさえ私よりも成功しています。たぶんハンバーガーです。しかし、その後、どのように私はそのような良い髪を手に入れましたか？

BACK INTO ENGLISH

According to everyone who knows aviation law, I have no useless way. Even Jack is more successful than me. Maybe a hamburger. But then how did I get such good hair?

INTO JAPANESE

航空法を知っている皆によると、私は無駄な方法はありません。ジャックでさえ私よりも成功しています。たぶんハンバーガー。しかし、その後、どのように私はそのような良い髪を手に入れましたか？

BACK INTO ENGLISH

According to everyone who knows aviation law, I have no useless way. Even Jack is more successful than me. Maybe a hamburger. But then how did I get such good hair?