YOU SAID:
According to Dan, this rumour is not true but you're on the right track. As an oval racer, of course, Dan's been on the wrong track for several years. Ho ho. Opted to stay in the IRL instead.
INTO JAPANESE
ダンによると、この噂は真実ではありませんが、あなたは正しい軌道に乗っています。楕円形のレーサーとして、もちろん、ダンは数年前から間違った軌道に乗っています。ホーホーは代わりにIRLにとどまるのを選んだ。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
According to Dan, this rumor is not true, but you are on the right track. As an elliptical racer, of course, Dan has been on the wrong track for several years. Hoho chose to stay in the IRL instead.
INTO JAPANESE
ダンによると、この噂は真実ではありませんが、あなたは正しい軌道に乗っています。エリプティカルレーサーとして、もちろん、ダンは数年前から間違った軌道に乗っています。ホーホーは代わりにIRLにとどまるを選んだ。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
According to Dan, this rumor is not true, but you are on the right track. As an elliptical racer, of course, Dan has been on the wrong track for several years. Hoho chose to stay in the IRL instead.
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