YOU SAID:
Acting is merely the art of keeping a large number of people from coughing.
INTO JAPANESE
演技は、ただ咳から大人数を維持する芸術です。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
You can cease pretending.
INTO JAPANESE
演技は、もういい
BACK INTO ENGLISH
You can cease pretending.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.