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AITA for farting on a first-grader for 26 (nice) minutes straight? So basically I (12F) was at school (a place used by the government to ruin childhoods and is basically prison) shoving the Cbat Reddit story into everyone’s faces. Until a stupid first g

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26分間（いい感じに）1年生にオナラをし続けたなんて、本当にひどいこと？だから、私（12歳）は学校（政府が子供時代を台無しにするために使う場所で、基本的には刑務所）で、みんなの顔にCbat Redditの話を突きつけていた。

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Is it really that bad that you farted on a first grader for 26 minutes straight (nicely)? So I (12 years old) was shoving the Cbat Reddit story in everyone's faces at school (the place the government uses to ruin childhoods, it's basically a prison).

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26分間ずっと（優しく）1年生にオナラをするのは本当にそんなに悪いことですか？それで私（12歳）は学校（政府が子供時代を台無しにするために使う場所、基本的には刑務所です）でみんなの顔にCbat Redditの記事を押し付けていました。

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Is it really that bad to fart (gently) on a first grader for 26 minutes straight? So I (12 years old) was shoving Cbat Reddit articles in everyone's faces at school (the place the government uses to ruin childhoods, it's basically a prison).

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26分間ずっと、1年生に向かって（優しく）オナラをするのは本当にそんなに悪いことでしょうか？ それで、私（12歳）は学校（政府が子供時代を台無しにするために使う場所、基本的には刑務所です）でみんなの顔にCbat Redditの記事を押し付けていました。

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Is it really that bad to fart (gently) at a first grader for a full 26 minutes? So there I was (12 years old) shoving Cbat Reddit articles in everyone's faces at school (the place the government uses to ruin childhoods, it's basically a prison).

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1 年生に 26 分間 (優しく) オナラをするのは本当に悪いことでしょうか? それで、私 (12 歳) は学校 (政府が子供時代を台無しにするために使う場所、基本的には刑務所です) で全員の顔に Cbat Reddit の記事を押し付けていました。

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Is it really so bad to fart (gently) for 26 minutes on a first grader?So I (12 years old) was shoving Cbat Reddit articles in everyone's faces at school (the place the government uses to ruin your childhood, it's basically a prison).

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小学1年生に26分間（優しく）オナラをするのは本当にそんなに悪いことでしょうか？それで私（12歳）は学校（政府があなたの子供時代を台無しにするために使う場所、基本的には刑務所です）でみんなの顔にCbat Redditの記事を押し付けていました。

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Is it really that bad to fart (gently) for 26 minutes to a first grader? So I (12 years old) was shoving Cbat Reddit articles in everyone's faces at school (the place the government uses to ruin your childhood, it's basically a prison).

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小学1年生に26分間（優しく）オナラをするのは本当にそんなに悪いことでしょうか？ それで私（12歳）は学校（政府があなたの子供時代を台無しにするために使う場所、基本的には刑務所です）でみんなの顔にCbat Redditの記事を押し付けていました。

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Is it really that bad to fart (gently) for 26 minutes to a first grader? So I (12 years old) was shoving Cbat Reddit articles in everyone's faces at school (the place the government uses to ruin your childhood, it's basically a prison).