YOU SAID:
Alas, he stabbed the muffin.
INTO JAPANESE
悲しいかな、彼はマフィンを刺しました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Alas, he stabbed a muffin.
INTO JAPANESE
悲しいかな、彼はマフィンを刺しました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Alas, he stabbed a muffin.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.