YOU SAID:
Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him, Horatio!
INTO JAPANESE
ああ、可哀想なヨリック!私は彼を知っていました、ホレイショ!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Oh, poor Yorick! I knew him, Horatio!
INTO JAPANESE
ああ、貧しいヨリック!私は彼を知っていました、ホレイショ!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Oh, poor Yorick! I knew him, Horatio!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.