YOU SAID:
All humans were given small penises
INTO JAPANESE
すべての人間は小さなペニスを与えられました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Every human being was given a small penis
INTO JAPANESE
すべての人間に小さな陰茎が与えられました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Every human being was given a small penis
That didn't even make that much sense in English.