YOU SAID:

Alright maggots, listen up. Popo's about to teach you the Pecking Order. It goes: you, the dirt, the worms inside of the dirt, Popo's stool (his dung), Kami, then Popo. Any questions? Um...Yeah, I...AAAAAGH!

INTO JAPANESE

大丈夫だよ、聞いて。ポポはあなたに秩序を教えようとしています。それはあなた、汚れ、汚れの中の虫、ポポの便（彼の糞）、神、ポポ。質問は？ええと、私は... AAAAAGH！

BACK INTO ENGLISH

It's all right, listen. Popo is trying to teach you the order. It is you, dirt, insects in the dirt, fly of Popo (his feces), God, Popo. Question? Well, I ... AAAAAGH!

INTO JAPANESE

大丈夫だよ、聞く。ポポはあなたに命令を教えようとしています。あなた、汚れ、汚れの中の昆虫、ポポ（彼の糞）、神、ポポの飛行です。質問？まあ、私は... AAAAAGH！

BACK INTO ENGLISH

It's all right, I hear it. Popo is trying to teach you instructions. You, dirt, insects in dirt, Popo (his shit), God, Popo flying. Question? Well, I ... AAAAAGH!

INTO JAPANESE

大丈夫だよ、聞こえるよ。ポポはあなたに指示を教えようとしています。あなた、汚れ、土壌の昆虫、ポポ（彼のたわごと）、神、ポポ飛行。質問？まあ、私は... AAAAAGH！

BACK INTO ENGLISH

It will be fine, I can hear it. Popo is trying to teach you instructions. You, dirty, soil insects, Popo (his shit), God, Popo flying. Question? Well, I ... AAAAAGH!

INTO JAPANESE

それはうまくいく、私はそれを聞くことができます。ポポはあなたに指示を教えようとしています。あなた、汚い、土壌の昆虫、ポポ（彼のたわごと）、神、ポポ飛行。質問？まあ、私は... AAAAAGH！

BACK INTO ENGLISH

It works, I can hear it. Has instructions to teach you the Popo. You, dirty, soil insects, Popo (his shit), God, Popo flight. Questions? Well, I... AAAAAGH!

INTO JAPANESE

それは動作し、私はそれを聞くことができます。あなたにポーポを教える指示があります。あなた、汚い、土壌の昆虫、ポポ（彼のたわごと）、神、ポポの飛行。質問ですか？まあ、私は... AAAAAGH！

BACK INTO ENGLISH

It works and I can hear it. I have instructions to teach you Popo. You, dirty, soil insects, Popo (his shit), God, Popo flying. Question? Well, I ... AAAAAGH!

INTO JAPANESE

それは動作し、私はそれを聞くことができます。私はあなたにポーポを教える指示があります。あなた、汚い、土壌の昆虫、ポポ（彼のたわごと）、神、ポポ飛行。質問？まあ、私は... AAAAAGH！

BACK INTO ENGLISH

It works and I can hear it. I have instructions to teach you Popo. You, dirty, soil insects, Popo (his shit), God, Popo flying. Question? Well, I ... AAAAAGH!