YOU SAID:

alright matey, hassaan loves big things such as his brain because he is such a positive person!

INTO JAPANESE

ハサーンは彼のような肯定的な人間であるため、彼の脳のような大きなものを愛しています！

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Because Hassan is a positive man like him, I love big things like his brain!

INTO JAPANESE

ハッサンは彼のような積極的な人間なので、私は彼の脳のような大きなものが大好きです！

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Because Hassan is a positive man like him, I love big things like his brain!