YOU SAID:

Alright, so today was a day in which I spent my time learning about math and all of the reasons of our meaningless existence. When I ate lunch, it was only a matter of time before the world ended.

INTO JAPANESE

さて、今日は私が数学と私たちの無意味な存在のすべての理由について学ぶことに時間を費やした日でした。私が昼食を食べたとき、それは世界が終わる前に時間の問題でした。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Well today was the day when I spent time learning about mathematics and all the reasons for our meaningless existence. When I ate lunch, it was a matter of time before the world ended.

INTO JAPANESE

今日は私が数学と私たちの無意味な存在のすべての理由について学ぶのに時間を費やした日でした。私が昼食を食べたとき、それは世界が終わる前に時間の問題でした。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Today was the day I spent time learning about mathematics and all the reasons for our meaningless existence. When I ate lunch, it was a matter of time before the world ended.

INTO JAPANESE

今日は私が数学と私たちの無意味な存在のすべての理由について学ぶのに時間を費やした日でした。私が昼食を食べたとき、それは世界が終わる前に時間の問題でした。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Today was the day I spent time learning about mathematics and all the reasons for our meaningless existence. When I ate lunch, it was a matter of time before the world ended.