YOU SAID:
an alpaca spat on my child
INTO JAPANESE
私の子供にアルパカの唾を吐く
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Spit alpaca on my child
INTO JAPANESE
私の子供にアルパカを吐きます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Vomiting alpaca to my child
INTO JAPANESE
私の子供にアルパカを嘔吐する
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Vomiting alpaca to my child
That didn't even make that much sense in English.
