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YOU SAID:

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but a clove of garlic a day keeps everybody away, including vampires

INTO JAPANESE

いちにちいっこのりんごをたべれば、いしゃはいらない。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

An apple a day keeps the doctor away.

INTO JAPANESE

いちにちいっこのりんごをたべれば、いしゃはいらない。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

An apple a day keeps the doctor away.

Equilibrium found!

That didn't even make that much sense in English.

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