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And he replaced his hand with a rusty spatula. And then, he got hit by a bus! And...at his funeral, they fired him!

INTO JAPANESE

彼はさびたヘラで彼の手を置き換えられます。そしてその後、彼がバスでヒット!デザ.彼の葬式で、彼らは彼を解雇しました。

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He replaced his hand with a rusty spatula. And then he hit on the bus! design... at his funeral, they fired him.

INTO JAPANESE

彼はさびたヘラで彼の手を置き換えられます。彼はバスの中でヒット!デザイン. 彼の葬式で彼らは彼を解雇。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

He replaced his hand with a rusty spatula. He hit on the bus! design. They fired him at his funeral.

INTO JAPANESE

彼はさびたヘラで彼の手を置き換えられます。彼はバスの中でヒット!デザイン。彼らは彼の葬式で彼を解雇しました。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

He replaced his hand with a rusty spatula. He hit on the bus! design. They dismissed him at his funeral.

INTO JAPANESE

彼はさびたヘラで彼の手を置き換えられます。彼はバスの中でヒット!デザイン。彼らは彼の葬式で彼を解雇しました。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

He replaced his hand with a rusty spatula. He hit on the bus! design. They dismissed him at his funeral.