YOU SAID:

And if he is as bananas as you say, I'm not taking any chances

INTO JAPANESE

もし彼が君の言うとおりにバナナなら、私はチャンスを逃さない

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If he is a banana as you say, I will not miss a chance.

INTO JAPANESE

あなたが言うように彼がバナナなら、私はチャンスを逃すことはありません。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If he's a banana as you say, I'll never miss a chance.

INTO JAPANESE

あなたが言うように彼がバナナなら、私は決してチャンスを逃しません。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

As you say, if he's a banana, I'll never miss a chance.

INTO JAPANESE

あなたが言うように、彼がバナナなら、私は決してチャンスを逃すことはありません。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

As you say, if he's a banana, I'll never miss a chance.