YOU SAID:

And if you don't know who I am, here's my face reveal. I am more identical than him and he is dumb at technology like you!

INTO JAPANESE

私が誰だか分からない人のために、顔を公開します。私は彼とそっくりで、彼はあなたと同じようにテクノロジーには疎いんです！

BACK INTO ENGLISH

For those of you who don't know who I am, here is my face. I look just like him and he is just as tech-illiterate as you are!

INTO JAPANESE

私が誰だか分からない人のために、私の顔を見せてください。彼とそっくりで、彼もあなたと同じくらいテクノロジーに疎いんです！

BACK INTO ENGLISH

For those of you who don't know who I am, here is my face - I look just like him and he's just as tech-illiterate as you are!

INTO JAPANESE

私が誰なのかわからない人のために、私の顔を載せておきます。私は彼とそっくりで、彼もあなたと同じようにテクノロジーには疎いのです。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

For those of you who don't know who I am, here is my face. I look just like him, and he's just as tech-illiterate as you are.

INTO JAPANESE

私が誰なのかわからない人のために、私の顔を載せておきます。私は彼にそっくりで、彼もあなたと同じくらいテクノロジーに疎いです。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

For those of you who don't know who I am, here is my face. I look just like him, and he's just as tech-illiterate as you are.