YOU SAID:
And now, Perry the Platypus, prepare to witness a truly petty act, brought on by my own mindless jealousy!Hello, how are you?
INTO JAPANESE
さて、カモノハシペリー、私の無分別な嫉妬によって引き起こされた本当につまらない行為を目撃する準備をしてください！こんにちは、お元気ですか？
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Well, Perry the Platypus, prepare to witness some truly petty acts caused by my senseless jealousy! Hello, how are you?
INTO JAPANESE
さて、カモノハシペリー、私の無分別な嫉妬によって引き起こされた本当につまらない行為を目撃する準備をしてください！こんにちは、お元気ですか？
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Well, Perry the Platypus, prepare to witness some truly petty acts caused by my senseless jealousy! Hello, how are you?
That didn't even make that much sense in English.
