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and thats when i said, "thats not a camel... thats my wife!"

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「あれはラクダじゃない...あれは俺の妻だ！」

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"That's not a camel... that's my wife!"

INTO JAPANESE

「それはラクダではありません……それは私の妻です！」

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"It's not a camel... it's my wife!"

INTO JAPANESE

「ラクダじゃない…妻だ！」

BACK INTO ENGLISH

"It's not a camel... it's my wife!"