YOU SAID:

...and then my wife said, "Let's get a divorce"! Haha I'm so depressed. This isn't a joke, this is a legitimate cry for help

INTO JAPANESE

...そして、私の妻は「離婚しましょう」と言った！私はとても落ち込んでいます。これは冗談ではない、これは正当な助けを求める叫び声だ

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... And my wife said, 'Let's divorce!' I am very depressed. This is not a joke, this is a cry for legitimate help

INTO JAPANESE

...そして、私の妻は「離婚しよう！」と言った。私は非常に落ち込んでいます。これは冗談ではない、これは正当な助けを求める叫び声だ

BACK INTO ENGLISH

... And my wife said, 'Let's divorce!' I am very depressed. This is not a joke, this is a cry for legitimate help