YOU SAID:

And they were roommates! Oh my god, they were roommates.

INTO JAPANESE

そして、彼らはルームメイトだった!ああ私の神は、彼らがルームメイト。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

And they were roommates! Oh my god they are roommates.

INTO JAPANESE

なんてことだ！

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Oh my stars!

INTO JAPANESE

なんてことだ！

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Oh my stars!