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Apparently, if the rumors are true, “God” relieves himself by peeing quite often on those who are unfortunate enough to be Spanish speakers. Seriously, why is that?! I mean, I am affiliated as an atheist, so I really don’t know why that would ever be the case. I mean, aren’t most of them Catholic or something..?

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どうやら、噂が本当なら、「神」はスペイン語を話す不運な人たちによく小便をして用を足すらしい。本当に、どうしてなんだろう？！私は無神論者なので、どうしてそうなるのか本当に分からない。彼らのほとんどはカトリック教徒か何かじゃないの？

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Apparently, if the rumors are true, "God" often pisses on unfortunate people who speak Spanish. I wonder why?! I'm an atheist, so I don't really get why that is. Aren't most of them Catholic or something?

INTO JAPANESE

どうやら、噂が本当なら、「神」はスペイン語を話す不幸な人々によく小便をかけるらしい。なぜだろう？私は無神論者なので、なぜそうなるのかよく分からない。彼らのほとんどはカトリックか何かじゃないの？

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Apparently, if the rumors are true, "God" often pisses on unfortunate people who speak Spanish. Why? I'm an atheist, so I don't really get why that is. Aren't most of them Catholic or something?

INTO JAPANESE

どうやら、噂が本当なら、「神」はスペイン語を話す不幸な人々によく小便をかけるらしい。なぜ？私は無神論者なので、なぜそうなるのかよく分からない。彼らのほとんどはカトリックか何かじゃないの？

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Apparently, if the rumors are true, "God" often pisses on unfortunate people who speak Spanish. Why? I'm an atheist, so I don't really get why that is. Aren't most of them Catholic or something?