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Apples are face dog don't like derp

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りんごが顔 derp 犬好きではないです。

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Derp face dog likes Apple is not.

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Derp 顔の犬が好きなリンゴではありません。

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Apple likes dogs DERP face is not.

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アップルは、DERP 顔は犬が好きです。

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Apple DERP face like dog.

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犬のような顔でアップル DERP。

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Face like a dog with Apple DERP.

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アップル DERP と犬のように直面します。

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And Apple DERP face the dog.

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アップル DERP 顔犬。

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Apple DERP face dog.

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アップル DERP 顔犬。

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Apple DERP face dog.