YOU SAID:

Applesauce is stupid, you sit on the face of a donkey that is super ugly and cute

INTO JAPANESE

アップルソースはバカです、あなたは非常にくてかわいいロバの顔の上に座っています

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Apple sauce is stupid, you are sitting on the face of a very cute little ass

INTO JAPANESE

アップルソースはバカです、あなたはとてもかわいい小さなお尻の顔に座っています

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Apple sauce is stupid, you are sitting on the face of a very cute little ass