YOU SAID:

are you a mad man or a pizza found no where but water

INTO JAPANESE

気違いかピザが見つかりませんどこに水が

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Mad or pizza cannot be found where the water is

INTO JAPANESE

狂牛病や水のあるピザが見つからない

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Pizza with mad-cow disease and water cannot be found

INTO JAPANESE

狂牛病と水でピザを見つけることができません。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

You can't find a pizza with mad-cow disease and water.

INTO JAPANESE

狂牛病と水でピザを見つけることができません。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

You can't find a pizza with mad-cow disease and water.