YOU SAID:
As long as he's alive, smells like Mickey, and skates 11 times, Tim Polly won't have a heart attack and pass out.
INTO JAPANESE
ティム・ポリーは生きていて、ミッキーの匂いがして、11回スケートを滑れる限り、心臓発作を起こして気絶することはありません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
As long as Tim Polly is alive, smells like Mickey, and can skate 11 times, he won't have a heart attack and pass out.
INTO JAPANESE
ティム・ポリーが生きていて、ミッキーの匂いがして、11回スケートができる限り、心臓発作を起こして気絶することはありません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
As long as Tim Polly is alive, smells like Mickey, and can skate 11 times, he won't have a heart attack and pass out.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.
