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At least that absinthe was a good birthday present -- even if my friend's boyfriend ended up stealing most of the bottle and watering it down so I wouldn't think he did it.

INTO JAPANESE

少なくともそのアブサンは良い誕生日プレゼントでした - たとえ私の友人のボーイフレンドがボトルのほとんどを盗んで骨抜きにしたとしても、私は彼がそれをしたとは思わないでしょう。

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At least that absinthe was a good birthday present - even if my friend's boyfriend stole most of the bottles and watered them down, I wouldn't think he did it.

INTO JAPANESE

少なくともそのアブサンは良い誕生日プレゼントでした - 私の友人のボーイフレンドがボトルのほとんどを盗んで骨抜きにしたとしても、私は彼がそれをしたとは思わないでしょう。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

At least that absinthe was a good birthday present - even if my friend's boyfriend stole most of the bottles and watered them down, I wouldn't think he did it.