YOU SAID:
Ate apple pie in the dark to this
INTO JAPANESE
これに暗闇の中でアップルパイを食べた
BACK INTO ENGLISH
ate apple pie in the dark on this
INTO JAPANESE
この上の暗闇の中でアップルパイを食べた
BACK INTO ENGLISH
ate apple pie in the dark on this
That didn't even make that much sense in English.