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attack dogs descended upon my hapless friend

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私の哀れな友人に降りて攻撃犬

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Down to my poor friend attack dog

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私のお粗末友人攻撃犬まで

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My poor friend attack dog ever

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私のお粗末友人攻撃犬まで

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My poor friend attack dog ever