YOU SAID:
Behind you, knobgobbler! SPARKLES TO THE FACE, BITCHTITS!
INTO JAPANESE
あなたの後ろにいる、ノブゴブラー！顔がキラキラしてるよ、ビッチ！
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Behind you, Knob Gobbler! Your face is sparkling, bitch!
INTO JAPANESE
あなたの後ろに、ノブ・ゴブラー！顔がキラキラしてるよ、ビッチ！
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Behind you, Knob Gobbler! Your face is shining, bitch!
INTO JAPANESE
あなたの後ろに、ノブ・ゴブラー！顔が輝いてるよ、ビッチ！
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Behind you, Knob Gobbler! Your face is glowing, bitch!
INTO JAPANESE
あなたの後ろに、ノブ・ゴブラー！あなたの顔は輝いています、雌犬！
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Behind you, Knob Gobbler! Your face is glowing, bitch!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.
