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Better than a slap in the eye with a wet fish

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濡れた魚で目を平手打ちするよりはまし

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Better than slapping your eyes with a wet fish

INTO JAPANESE

濡れた魚で目を叩くよりはまし

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Better than hitting your eyes with a wet fish

INTO JAPANESE

濡れた魚で目を打つよりはまし

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Better than hitting your eyes with a wet fish