YOU SAID:

Between his broken English and my broken Japanese and a healthy dollop of translation apps on my phone

INTO JAPANESE

彼の壊れた英語と私の壊れた日本語の間と、私の携帯電話の健康的な翻訳アプリのドロップロップ

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Between his broken English and my broken Japanese and my phone's healthy translation app drop

INTO JAPANESE

彼の壊れた英語と私の壊れた日本語の間と私の携帯電話の健全な翻訳アプリのドロップ

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Between his broken English and my broken Japanese and my phone's healthy translation app drops

INTO JAPANESE

彼の壊れた英語と私の壊れた日本語と私の携帯電話の健全な翻訳アプリが落ちる間

BACK INTO ENGLISH

While his broken English and my broken Japanese and my phone's healthy translation app are down

INTO JAPANESE

彼の壊れた英語と私の壊れた日本語と私の携帯電話の健全な翻訳アプリがダウンしている間

BACK INTO ENGLISH

While his broken English and my broken Japanese and my phone's healthy translation app are down