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big idiots running into the woods but catch on fire and die

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大馬鹿者が森に逃げ込むが火事になって死ぬ

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A big fool runs into the woods and dies in a fire

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大馬鹿者が森に逃げ込み火事で死ぬ

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An idiot flees into the woods and dies in a fire

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バカが森に逃げて火事で死ぬ

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A fool flees to the forest and dies in a fire

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愚か者は森に逃げて火事で死ぬ

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A fool flees to the forest and dies in a fire