YOU SAID:
boy do i feel like punching someone today
INTO JAPANESE
男の子は今日誰かを打つような気がする
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The boy seems to be hitting someone today.
INTO JAPANESE
その少年は今日誰かを殴っているようだ。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The boy seems to be hitting someone today.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.