YOU SAID:
Boys have a ponos girls have a vagooo hermaphrodites have both eunichs have neither.
INTO JAPANESE
男の子にはポノスの女の子がいます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The boy has a girl in Ponos.
INTO JAPANESE
少年は、Ponos の女の子です。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
What would he do?
INTO JAPANESE
で、彼はなんと?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
What would he do?
That didn't even make that much sense in English.